marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
Concerts are such a surreal experience, I mean, you’re singing your favorite songs with a band or singer that means the world to you and you’re literally in the same room as them. I will never stop loving concerts.